One of my favorite bloggers is Amber Dusick of Parenting Illustrated with Crappy Pictures. If you don’t currently read her blog YOU MUST START NOW. I adore funny people, especially ingenious funny people. Her crappy illustrations of parenting get me laughing every single time.
In honor of my favorite funny bunny, Amber Dusick I have created my own crappy pictures wannabe post.
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Husbands are no good with dealing with sick children. Especially when those sick children have to barf. My husband FREAKS OUT when the kids are sick and have to barf. This is his exact reaction to our sick, barfy children:
And then, his solution to a barfing child is this. While gagging. And totally pissed off. To sit there and allow her to barf all over the floor I just scrubbed on hands and knees for only 2 days prior. Weird, lame and totally messy:
Now, as a mom or maybe as a normal human being with actual brain cells that function. You would do this right? (That’s me running):
or this:
or this:
or shit, even this:
But nope, my darling husband does this. While gagging. And pissed off. Every. damn. time.
Let me say it again…husbands are NO good at barf.
The pictures were hysterical. And we dads do freak out. But even one time of cleaning the floor will change all that. Since my kids are “middle of the night” pukers, I make sure I even have a wastepaper basket “checkpoint” on the way to a washable item with a drain when they’re sick.
Yea, you would think that he would have figured out by now that it makes a big mess that he is then responsible for cleaning up. But he hasn’t. Not smart. lol
LMAO, by the time you got to your “outside” pic I was laughing out loud. That is hysterical. Love your pictures, and so true of so many husbands!!!
I am like husbands with barf….it’s my biggest fear!
Me and my man switch roles in this matter… he is the one that reacts well and I am the one that let’s our son barf on the floor. He usually cleans up the mess. Either way your post made me bust up laughing.
Outside totally made me lol. 🙂
Hubby always gets the easy part. “I will take them while you finish cleaning up.”. Thanks for the help!
the man and I actually decided it’s best to let her puke in one spot then puke a trail to the bathroom. He always cleans it up- I get to change her and hose her down. He’s been puked on, pooped on, peed on, you name it- our daughter has left her mark.
She trained him well. Love the pics! 🙂
This post is awesome!! You had me laughing so hard – I almost woke my husband up!
LOL! How did you do that? I LOVE it…well..not the barf part but….
I used the paint program and then reduced them to size with picnik. 🙂
super funny! I love the stick figures. PERFECT!
I hope you make him clean it up every time.
Funny enough, I end up picking up the initial chunks and he does the scrubbing- While gagging. And totally pissed off. Every damn time.
Ha!! That’s hilarious. My kids rarely puked when anyone else was around. It was almost always me.
Hey now, vomit was always better than changing diapers. Maybe it is because of fraternity life or because I a mutant, but I can handle puking children without any trouble.
lol