How a Dude Vacuums

My daughter got very sick over the weekend and I was on sick kid duty. My husband opted to do anything imaginable that was not related to barf or poop or sick, feverish, whiny kids.
He went grocery shopping. He did the laundry. He cleaned kids rooms.
He did the vacuuming.
But he did it his way. And I can’t complain. I can only laugh and be thankful that I have a husband that is so afraid of barf and poop that he’ll vacuum the entire house instead.